Part Cow - Part Alien - Mostly Weird
Cow Aliens are ancient beings from the deepest folds of space. They are searching for MOO, but nobody knows why? Although they look funny, Cow Aliens are the most advanced life-form in the universe. They are more intelligent than the smartest space bird. They know things that make humans look like ants. Ants...
COW ALIEN IQ
COW ALIEN brains are composed of non-baryonic matter, allowing them to travel through space time with the use of gravitational wavelengths! A Cow Alien's body will change drastically through the course of its lifetime because of the gravitational shifts experienced during space travel, but their brains stay intact, developing exponentially and using gravity as a power source. Basically, a Cow Alien brain is a small black hole, encased in a kind of jellyfish.
COW ALIEN PROBE
IN 2019 the Cow Aliens were spotted at the 2019 Sundance Film Festival. There audiences witnessed the fascinating process of Cow Alien probing a farm dog. What happened will go down in history as the Sonora Incident. Click below for more...