AUNT FAYE

Aunt Faye is a Short Horn Cow Alien with extrasensory abilities that surpass the concepts of dimension and time. It's still unknown if Aunt Faye exists in this current dimension of reality, but either way she is part of the team. "If Aunt Faye's words and garbled screams were recorded over one-thousand years and played back at five-thousand times its normal speed, you would hear what sounds like dogs signing Beethoven's "5th Symphony" backwards on repeat." (Benji)

"Aunt Faye's head is full of television static." (LA Times)

"We've spent fifty years studying Aunt Faye and still don't really know what's happening." (Scientists at CERN)

"I'm in 4th grade and I saw Aunt Faye in real life once. Now I don't follow my dog at night when it goes off and finds garbage." (Timmy Zim)

© 2019 by David Nessl.